Creative Voice Mail Messages

Hello, this is Bob; I'm not available right now. Please leave your name, number and a nice message at the tone.

If you want to know where I am call a psychic. If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message.

Well well well! It's about time you called me, but now I'm not availible, so please leave a message at the tone.

I'm not here right now, so you have two choices. You can:
A.) Leave a message
B.) Don't leave a message
You make the decision. It's in your hands.

Hello... Hello? I can't hear you right now. Can you try calling me back later. Or just leave a message.

Hello... Hello... Hello, is anybody there? Well, you may be there but I'm not, so leave a message.

I figured it was you. That's why I didn't answer but you can leave a message after the beep.

I'm sorry but the person you are calling is unavaliable right now. Please leave a message at the tone, or just hang up, and try again later.

Hi, I'm either away from my phone, screening my calls, or didn't hear it ringing. Leave a message.

Hi, this is Bob's cellphone. You know the routine: I say, “Leave a message.” I beep. You talk. You hang up. Now let's get on with it and stop wasting time.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leave me a message
And I'll get back to you.

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