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I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the...
Congratulations, you have reached the number you have most recently dialed. Leave a message.
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
Selected callers will get to talk to me live. Since you're not one of them, leave your message at the beep.
You have reached 555-555-5555. Please hold while I process your call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers. None of our staff is authorized to speak with you except for Fred, who is not here right now. Please leave your name phone number and a brief message at the tone. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.
Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll leave your name, telephone number, a brief message, and the time you called, we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you and have a pleasant day.
Hello, this is Bob's voice. Bob's not here right now leave a message after the beep.
Hello, this is Bob; I'm not in right now. You better leave a message at the beep or else... (dramatic pause) I won't call you back.
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.
Hey this is Bob, I'm not here right now but you know what to do. Here comes the beep... "Beep!", just kidding.
I'm not available right now so please leave a message, if you are too lazy to do that please hang up now.
You know who it is, you know what to do, you know when to do it.
I'm not here right now, so go cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I can not talk to you but you can talk to me.






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