I'm not here but don't hang up. Leave a message at the beep and I'll call you right back.

Hello, this is Bob; I'm not available right now. Please leave your name, number and a nice message at the tone.

If you want to know where I am call a psychic. If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message.

Well well well! It's about time you called me, but now I'm not availible, so please leave a message at the tone.

I'm not here right now, so you have two choices. You can:
A.) Leave a message
B.) Don't leave a message
You make the decision. It's in your hands.

Hello... Hello? I can't hear you right now. Can you try calling me back later. Or just leave a message.

Hello... Hello... Hello, is anybody there? Well, you may be there but I'm not, so leave a message.

I figured it was you. That's why I didn't answer but you can leave a message after the beep.

I'm sorry but the person you are calling is unavailable right now. Please leave a message at the tone, or just hang up, and try again later.

Hi, I'm either away from my phone, screening my calls, or didn't hear it ringing. Leave a message.

Hi, this is Bob's cellphone. You know the routine: I say, "Leave a message." I beep. You talk. You hang up. Now let's get on with it and stop wasting time.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Leave me a message
And I'll get back to you.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a tone, leave a message.

This is Bob's voicemail. Sorry I missed your call, but if you leave your name, a current book recommendation, and a question about the universe, I'll return your call as soon as possible. Thanks.

Hello, you've reached Bob's phone. I'm probably stuck between some couch cushions, but when Bob finds me, he'll call you back.