I'm too sexy for my phone and that's why I'm not home but you can feel free to leave a message.

Please hold while Bob ignores your call.

Why do people call me if I never pick up my phone?

Choose your words wisely for the power of words is immense.

If you really want to know were I am you'll leave a message.

This is you know who and if you don't know who, then you have the wrong number.

Leaving me a message is the right thing to do. The wrong thing would be hanging up and not telling me why you called. So please leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Like totally
Like wow
Like im not here right now
So leave a message at the beep
(clap clap)
Chow!

I'm unable to take your call now, so deal with it!

Here comes the beep, hope you know what to do with it.

I'm uhhh... umm. well apparently I'm not here. Leave a message.