Hello. I'm Bob's voicemail. What are you?

Voicemail. Speak.

This is Bob. Talk to me.

You have reached 555-555-5555. You know what to do.

Bob Speaking, Leave a message.

Hi. Now you say something.

You have reached Bob's hotline. Leave a message.

Bob's not here, please leave a message.

You know the drill.

I can't talk to you but you can talk to me.

Who are you and why are you calling me?

Hello, Bob's not here, please leave a short or long message.

Say something.

Hey it's Bob, do your thing at the ring.

If at first you don's succeed, try again....or leave a message.