Leave a message; If I like what I hear I'll call you back.

Leave a message and I might get back to you.

I've fallen and can't reach my phone.

Please wait for the beep then you can say whatever you want.

You know the drill, leave a message, and I'll ignore it.

Leave a message at the beep.

I'm not here so do your thing after the beep.

Busy, leave a message.

Can't talk now, leave a message.

Bob speaking; your turn!

Right number, wrong time... Leave a message.

Life is short so your message should be too.

Shut up and leave a message.

Hi, leave, message, now, bye.

Hey, this is Bob, give me somthing!