Short Voicemail Messages
Leave a message; If I like what I hear I'll call you back.
Leave a message and I might get back to you.
I've fallen and can't reach my phone.
Please wait for the beep then you can say whatever you want.
You know the drill, leave a message, and I'll ignore it.
Leave a message at the beep.
I'm not here so do your thing after the beep.
Busy, leave a message.
Can't talk now, leave a message.
Bob speaking; your turn!
Right number, wrong time... Leave a message.
Life is short so your message should be too.
Shut up and leave a message.
Hi, leave, message, now, bye.
Hey, this is Bob, give me somthing!